{"id":102315,"date":"2015-09-08T21:49:05","date_gmt":"2015-09-09T02:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/?p=102315"},"modified":"2015-09-08T21:49:05","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T02:49:05","slug":"20-pensamientos-que-tienes-cuando-tu-mama-no-contesta-el-telefono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/relax\/ocio\/20-pensamientos-que-tienes-cuando-tu-mama-no-contesta-el-telefono\/2015\/09\/","title":{"rendered":"20 pensamientos que tienes cuando tu mam\u00e1 no contesta el tel\u00e9fono"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Seguramente has tenido todos estos pensamientos <strong>cuanto tu mam\u00e1 olvida contestarte el tel\u00e9fono<\/strong>, \u00bfte sientes identificada con alguno?<a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_ma2azzWuZV1qmahxv.gif\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Hmmm, que raro que no conteste, siempre contesta r\u00e1pido.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25952-1375368959-9.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102316\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25952-1375368959-9.gif\" alt=\"anigif_enhanced-buzz-25952-1375368959-9\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2. La voy a llamar de nuevo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/week-in-review-emma-stone-gifs-little-mix-thecozyarmchair.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102317\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/week-in-review-emma-stone-gifs-little-mix-thecozyarmchair.gif\" alt=\"week-in-review-emma-stone-gifs-little-mix-thecozyarmchair\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3. Seguro no escuch\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/giphy5.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102318\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/giphy5.gif\" alt=\"giphy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>4. \u00a1No puede ser! \u00a1Contesta!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_inline_mhmk8lZfhg1qz4rgp.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102321\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_inline_mhmk8lZfhg1qz4rgp.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_inline_mhmk8lZfhg1qz4rgp\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>5. Pero tu si me rega\u00f1as cuando no contesto el celular&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_ma2azzWuZV1qmahxv.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102343\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_ma2azzWuZV1qmahxv.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_ma2azzWuZV1qmahxv\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>6. Realmente no le llamo par nada importante.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/giphy-13.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102323\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/giphy-13.gif\" alt=\"giphy-1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>7. Pero seguir\u00e9 insistiendo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jennifer-anniston-gif-ya-think.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102324\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/jennifer-anniston-gif-ya-think.gif\" alt=\"jennifer-anniston-gif-ya-think\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>8. \u00bfY si fuera una emergencia qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/google_gif.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102326\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/google_gif.gif\" alt=\"google_gif\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>9. No le interesa.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IndignantRachel.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102328\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IndignantRachel.gif\" alt=\"IndignantRachel\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>10. \u00bfY si le pas\u00f3 algo?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/61025_100398_worry_500_281.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102329\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/61025_100398_worry_500_281.gif\" alt=\"61025_100398_worry_500_281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>11. Nah, estoy exagerando.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Y0I38yi.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102347\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Y0I38yi.gif\" alt=\"Y0I38yi\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>12. No, creo que s\u00ed estoy asustada.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/large1.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102331\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/large1.gif\" alt=\"large\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>13. Y triste.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/kim2.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102348\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/kim2.gif\" alt=\"kim2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>14. Me siento sola, ni siquiera mi mam\u00e1 me habla.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_inline_miyyoaaivI1qz4rgp.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102337\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_inline_miyyoaaivI1qz4rgp.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_inline_miyyoaaivI1qz4rgp\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>15. Tengo veintitantos a\u00f1os y sigo lloriqueando por mi mam\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-306-1379539185-6.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102334\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-306-1379539185-6.gif\" alt=\"anigif_enhanced-buzz-306-1379539185-6\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>16. \u00bfY si realmente le paso algo malo?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/giphy-21.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102338\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/giphy-21.gif\" alt=\"giphy-2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>17. \u00a1SIGUE SIN CONTESTAR!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/phone-call-anxiety.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102339\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/phone-call-anxiety.gif\" alt=\"phone-call-anxiety\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>18. Ya me hart\u00e9, que me marque luego.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/seriouslybreathe.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102349\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/seriouslybreathe.gif\" alt=\"seriouslybreathe\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>19. \u00a1NO! Creo que estoy a punto de llorar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/xx.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102340\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/xx.gif\" alt=\"xx\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>20. \u00a1MAM\u00c1 POR FIN! \u00a1\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no contestabas?! -No me acuerdo para qu\u00e9 pero CONTESTA.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Its_Almost_Over.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102342\" src=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Its_Almost_Over.gif\" alt=\"It's_Almost_Over\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00bfTe sentiste identificada?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Checa tambi\u00e9n:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/2015\/08\/relax\/ocio\/30-cosas-que-viven-las-parejas-que-son-muy-flojas\/\">30 cosas que viven las parejas que con muy flojas.<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/2015\/09\/relax\/ocio\/12-cosas-que-solo-las-mujeres-que-gastan-mucho-entenderan\/\">12 cosas que s\u00f3lo las personas que gastan mucho entender\u00e1n.<br \/>\n<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/mujerde10.com\/2015\/09\/relax\/ocio\/10-cosas-que-solo-un-adicto-a-la-ortografia-entendera\/\">10 cosas que s\u00f3lo los adictos a la ortograf\u00eda entender\u00e1n.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seguramente has tenido todos estos pensamientos cuanto tu mam\u00e1 olvida contestarte el tel\u00e9fono, \u00bfte sientes identificada con alguno? 1. Hmmm, que raro que no conteste, siempre contesta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":102350,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[15104,15105,192,1588],"fimg_url":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/phone.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102315"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102351,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102315\/revisions\/102351"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/desarrollo.grupomedios.com\/mujer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}